Your home, your safe haven
Your home is your sanctuary where you can relax, rejuvenate, and entertain family and friends.
That’s why Ryman villages are designed to be safe havens. We’ve prepared for adverse events, so you don’t have to.
Your safety and your family’s peace of mind are our top priority, no matter what the weather. Every Ryman village has staff available 24/7 and backup generators for emergencies.
We all hope we never have to experience a natural disaster or other emergency. But if it happens, we’ll take care of everything and make sure that you have what you need.
International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
Gardening
Winter is really horrid! And the Gardens still
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Ian
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