Fitness watch found
Found a fitness watch on Petone Beach, at the river end. If it's your's , and you can tell me the name on the screen, please get in touch.
International Joke Day
My wife shouted downstairs "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it"
"No", I replied, she said “RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT NOW”
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
...You can see right through them.
No, we haven't lost the plot! July 1st is International Joke Day and because laughter is good for your body, we want to get involved.
So, go on, jokers! Share your best joke below...
Speed versus safety.
Slow down and protect our community.
Very significant reductions in injuries and deaths or serious injuries with lowered speed limits around New Zealand.
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