Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: “Son, where were you today during
School hours?”
SON: “At school!”
ROBOT: Slaps son.
SON: “Ok I went to the movies.”
DAD: “What movie did you watch?”
SON: “Toy Story”
ROBOT Slaps son again
SON: “Ok, it was an x rated movie
DAD: “What!” when I was your age, I never
watched those movies!”
ROBOT Slaps Dad
MUM: “Ha!, he is definitely your son!”
ROBOT Slaps Mum!
Aucklanders, we want to know: How are you feeling about the current property market?
New Zealand homeowners are now more likely to sell at a loss than at any time since 2013, and if you’re in Auckland or Wellington, the odds are even higher.
But there is a silver lining: buyers are still in a strong position when it comes to negotiating prices.
So we’re curious…
How are you feeling about the current property market?
If you’re keen to dive into the details, Deborah Morris breaks down all the latest insights.
Ryman Village Open Days
Wednesday 10 December, 10am - 3pm
Join us this Wednesday and explore our lifestyle, show homes and amenities.
More than just a place to live, Ryman villages are places where friendships grow, hobbies flourish and a genuine sense of community thrives.
The best way is to experience it for yourself. No appointment necessary!
Poll: Should we be giving the green light to new mining projects? 💰🌲
The Environmental Protection Authority announced this week that a proposed mine in Central Otago (near Cromwell) is about to enter its fast-track assessment process. A final decision could come within six months, and if it’s approved, construction might start as early as mid-2026.
We want to know: Should mining projects like this move ahead?
Keen to dig deeper? Mike White has the scoop.
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53.1% Yes
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46.9% No
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